Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
12 seconds to shit?
Not near enough time.
Either you learn how to shit in 12 seconds, or AI will take shitting away from you. Sorry, that analology got away from me at the end.
I wonder if they’ll try to get away with bathroom cameras using AI because it’s not a person watching you
I need more fiber in my diet :\
Be careful with that shit, it’s powerful magic.
Nah, go hog wild on it. Eat an entire box of high fiber cereal and then go do naked jumping jacks.
Two to four words: sugarfree gummibears
Fiber regulates, sugar free… lets things free.
Fun fact, can fiber cause constipation
You can try a no fiber diet… you will see fiber required
They don’t have Wi-Fi
yeah, pooping would be way faster if they had wifi
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Don’t you dare tell my boss that. Don’t take my time away from me!!
Given my numbers, the median must be like 0.12 seconds. If your legs aren’t asleep by the time you finish, did you even poop?
are you another of us 20 year poopers or are you one of us half second poopers
Tonight’s news, Amazon limit on bathroom break for 12 seconds based on this study.
I always told my teachers that I’m way above average but they never believed me…
VINDICATION!!
Poop any% speedrun?
speedruns
Tell that to the dog named Oliver who lives with me…I swear that guy will take like 5 to 7 minutes some days…sheesh
Tell that to Ron from Accounting
Is it longer if there is a dog staring at them the whole time?
TIL I am an extreme outlier.
When everything is working as it should, it doesn’t take me much longer. That’s a rare day, though.
Today I learned that I am well above average.
i’m just putting this out there, if you take too long to poop the toilet alligator gonna eat you
Oh, shit!
