By her first and last name

Her first and last name

Everyone has their contact card as best I’m able to do it.

We only use last names at work, so I’ve gone into the “Nickname” field (iOS) and just put their last name in there. So when they text me, I get their last name and not their first since almost none of us use first names (it’s considered trivial knowledge). A couple guys who have earned nicknames, have those instead.

My wife, my brothers, my sisters, my cousins, my nieces, my nephews, everyone’s just firstname lastname and it’s sorted by last name. Even my mother and stepmother have firstname lastname.

I could make use of the nickname field a lot more, but I don’t.

Their name

Her name ends with an A and during our earlier years together we were around a bunch of goats. So I kept calling her (name)-uhuhuh.

Her name in my phone is now that with a goat emoji because it’s both hilarious and she’s goated.

Name Lastname ❤️

Yeah the heart stays on in emails. I don’t care. They do, too bad xD

Name+Surname.

I’ve got a policy of always having that pattern since I had 5 Michaels, 3 Daniels and 4 Davids with no way of telling them apart.

When we were not-quite engaged and doing long-distance, my wife ganked my dumbphone and quickly edited my contact from {her name} to {her name}-mywife, no spaces, no capital letters. So now, twenty+ years later, that’s what it still says, and that’s how I address greeting card envelopes to her.

I put everyone with a {{ first name }} + {{ surname }} except for my SO, which is My {{ their nickname }}.

Domino’s Pizza

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Side Piece. So I know if they ever fucking go through my phone.

Bitsy Pookums

I like Calvin & Hobbes

She’s twice in my phone. First is “1[name]”, second is “ICE”. ICE stands for In Case of Emrgency. It’s not really nescecary anymore, because android has a build-in emergency contact function now. It’s a remnant of a simpler time where nokia was still a prominent phone manufacturer.