“Have you watched looper?”

“You’re really bad at this”

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
~(ah forgot: and your time machine)~

You toy with powers greater than any God, Jesus christ where are you getting the energy from?

“…try to do it before they film Home Alone 2 - that way you can save a piece of our childhood as well as our country.”

Not so sure

Have you gone to see the dinosaurs yet? No?

Okay, then are you going to go see the dinosaurs after this?

Find that fish that crawled out of the ocean and evolved into us and kick it back in. None of this is worth it, we might be happier as dolphins.

Can I have a go?

“Why are you back, I’ve already talked to you. Were you too late?”

you’re a dumbass, eat some mints in the future and go back, cause a fucking paradox of knowing what’s gonna happen in the future, then don’t eat mints after you did in the future.

Surely the original timeline wasn’t worse than this?

“Lemme get some of that time machine.”

Wrongdoer; it might be harmful. Time travel brings injustice.