“You’re really bad at this”

“Have you watched looper?”

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
~(ah forgot: and your time machine)~

Have you gone to see the dinosaurs yet? No?

Okay, then are you going to go see the dinosaurs after this?

Not so sure

“…try to do it before they film Home Alone 2 - that way you can save a piece of our childhood as well as our country.”

You toy with powers greater than any God, Jesus christ where are you getting the energy from?

“Why are you back, I’ve already talked to you. Were you too late?”

Wrongdoer; it might be harmful. Time travel brings injustice.

“Lemme get some of that time machine.”

you’re a dumbass, eat some mints in the future and go back, cause a fucking paradox of knowing what’s gonna happen in the future, then don’t eat mints after you did in the future.

Can I have a go?

Surely the original timeline wasn’t worse than this?

Find that fish that crawled out of the ocean and evolved into us and kick it back in. None of this is worth it, we might be happier as dolphins.