I’ve hit the most satisfying weight for my OCD and I’m trapped now
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.
You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.
…omg the phone’s weight on the scales

The ultimate power move was if there was something we couldn’t unsee in the reflection
Haha i checked for so long
Like trying to sell a mirror.
800.85 or gtfo
That’s amazing, that’s the same weight as my luggage!
…im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol
Why didn’t somebody tell me my luggage was so big?!
Sorry sir, I’m doing my best
Who made that man a luggage packer?

We’re talk’n bout’ pee pees yeh?
It’s a Spaceballs reference
Ah ok yeh nah never seen it
It’s not too late to check it out.
Never seemed like my flavour lol
That’s the code of my luggage!
This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There’s no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.
Lol yeah i take it with a grain of salt and just focus on how my clothes fit better
Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.
A scale is a scale right?
Every scale has certain limitations on accuracy. A bathroom scale is just no where near the cost of a scale that can precisely measure to five significant figures.
I know what you mean but I can’t help but joke
“Dolly Parton, Keanu Reeves, who are the other 3 significant figures it can’t accurately weigh
That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??
I’m 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark
I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.
We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.
We could call the group ‘The Daltons’ 😂

A bit?
If anything like me, just tall
Aye?
I can’t get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you’re wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top
Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣
gotta look at the positives :D
Also almost matches my duo lingo streak too lol

I don’t see the appeal of that sequence of numbers.
your life is now complete
Now stick to it
yes daddy
Savage! I’m a 1/2 lb off
Nice man, i dont know what means coz we use kgs here though lol
123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!
No sane person uses imperial. This is 2026, not 1826. Also it says kg.
Dunno what lb is mate lol
Four QPs.
lbs = pounds
It doesn’t make much sense to me but, American English…
And the scale is set for kilograms.
Lb = Libra (Latin)
I expected a brain in that reflection
I checked so many times for that before posting lol












