You would think someone would have thought to encase two shells in like a cage in headphones so you can listen to the ocean while you sleep. It’s like a sound machine, but no battery required.
This is genuinely one of the most left-field shower thoughts I’ve come across. So often I can relate to these posts - I read it and think… “yeah, I see that”. This one truly has me going “huh… wtf”.
Well done bud, this is terrific.
what is this? the flintstones?
Haha shit that made me laugh
Just tape some cups to your head? Same effect.
But what if its us two girls and we only have one cup?
Still works but the sound quality is shit.
Wow your username is surprisingly relevant.
Well you can already buy shells. She sells seashells by the seashore.
Thank you for an actual thought and not some dumbass rhetorical question.
It’s brilliant and probably doable diy at no cost, but only if you sleep on your back and don’t toss and turn. Which, maybe you won’t, because sublime sleep. Or you could wait for the $500 Sharper Image version from an airplane seatback magazine
I feel like they might be a bit uncomfy laying down, tho you do only need one more shell if you need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night…
Yeah but how will I clean myself after I use the restroom.




