The first indication of danger should have been the unexpected life insurance policy paperwork in last week’s mail that said nothing but “Cat” for the list of beneficiaries.

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Ground Floor

Step 4 eat owner’s dead body.

My asshole cat does shit like this all the time.

Why would you buy carpet the same colour as your cat! You were asking for that problem. Entirely your own fault.

Nonononono

Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit