Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.

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    My maxim of “Never trust anyone wearing a cowboy hat that’s not actively riding a horse” still holds true.

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      The rat fuckers really love the cowboy aesthetic. But you’ll never see mud on those boots.

      He’s also famous for trying to pass a bill to make schools call animal control on “furries,” and attempting to legalize cockfighting.

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        unzi- oh. No, a different thing… Never mind… Got a little excited about something… Nevermind. Zip

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      Probably drives a giant pickup truck that is spotless and has nothing in the truck bed all the time.

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    Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.

    The election is this November and I have literally never heard of this asshole. He also doesn’t appear to have announced a run. At this point I kinda doubt he will be the next governor. My money is on Drummond, the current attorney general who has announced a run.

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      I guess he just declared for lieutenant governor, not the main governor. I follow him a bit because he’s unfortunately attracted the people who are angry about our shitshow of a child welfare system.

      Drummond will probably win, which is goddamn frustrating because he presents himself as a “moderate” when he’s just as raving of a lunatic as the rest of them. (Refusing to press charges on the cop who beat the shit out of that Vietnamese man, not doing shit about Walters…)

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    So … he wants blood donated by inbred morons who make stupid decisions heedless of scientific evidence? Hurr! Yeah! Pyurblud! Pyurblud!!!

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    So actually, the best way to get these fuckers would be to donate blood as a cancer, hepatits or HIV sufferer. You’d have to lie during your interview, but they lie all the time anyway so no harm, no foul.

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    I don’t understand. Are you guys seriously defending the vax or am i just not smart enough to get the humor?