ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlBanned from community to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoJesus H. Christlemmy.mlimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1790arrow-down125
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minus-squareMr. Semi@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up126arrow-down2·8 months ago“I saved you from being sent to hell.” “Wait, who was going to send me to hell?” “I was” “…” “Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 months agoGod is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.
minus-squareKraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoYou know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…
“I saved you from being sent to hell.”
“Wait, who was going to send me to hell?”
“I was”
“…”
“Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
God is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.
You know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…