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minus-squareMr. Semi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124arrow-down2·23 days ago“I saved you from being sent to hell.” “Wait, who was going to send me to hell?” “I was” “…” “Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-221 days agoGod is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.
minus-squareKraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·22 days agoYou know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…
“I saved you from being sent to hell.”
“Wait, who was going to send me to hell?”
“I was”
“…”
“Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
God is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.
You know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…