I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.
Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.
And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.
Alternatively, with some help:
So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.
I’ll start running but build up speed by running in place first. Also that will have a distinct sound effect.
Run off a cliff and never look down = flight.
Also have an enemy draw a really cool place on a wall and run through it.
IRL Rocket Jumping.
Probably still gonna hurt, but not anywhere near as much, and my body will not be, you know, liquified/dismembered, just comically singed.
I’m going to walk off a cliff with my eyes closed and see how far I can get before I fall.
Then that road runner is going to get whats coming to it.
Run out on a branch with a saw and watch the world fall down as I cut through the branch behind me.
I live in America, so I’m digging a hole lime Bugs Bunny and traveling to anywhere else after taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Letting her know I like her by launching my eyeballs out of their sockets and dropping my tongue completely to the floor.
edit: Forgot the old-timey car horn sound.
arOOOOgah!
The prompt was about things we don’t already do in this reality though?
Don’t forget Turing your face into a wolf and howling about it.
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
I’m going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.
In a similar thought, I was thinking of asking people for help making my thumb huge…
Amazed nobody has said float through the air on the waft of a delicious pie yet
Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.
