Pizza
Just remember to set a timer
Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.
Honestly poutine
Came here to say the same. Great otherwise, but the perfect food when high. Or drunk.
With tater tots and not fries?
Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.
Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
I feel like you just described those Nerds gummies.
Cheez-itz
Tacos
Anything and everything simply wrapped up in a warmed tortilla.
Peanut butter and jam, straight out of the jars with a spoon
i don’t need weed to do that.
Do you do what Calvin & Hobs do where the draw a line through the peanut butter jar and only eat from that one side, then scoop from the bottom on the other side, until the last of the jar is the perfect untouched half on top?
I have a small placed by me called “Rocco’s” they have the ultimate stoner food. Rippers or deep fried hot dogs with unlimited free toppings. Homemade chili cheese and onions. They also have a long list of other fried foods smash burgers and sandwiches. Nothing beats getting stoned and eating from Rocco’s
Second place would be fat sandwiches. Normally a base of meat and sauce always topped with French fries mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers.
Mac and Cheese
Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries, and a glass of fruit punch!
The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?
I don’t generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it’s at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.
