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minus-squareAbsurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoThe Bible literally says it should be taken literally. That’s what makes it so funny. Even the name says “take me literally”. Back in the day, a man would take an oath on his testicles, “I swear on my balls it is true” Old and New Testament means “Old and New I swear on my balls this is true”
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoIm not religious at all. But if I were, I would believe these were written by flawed humans that were inspired by god, but absolutely filling in blanks with their personal beliefs and stories.
The Bible literally says it should be taken literally.
That’s what makes it so funny.
Even the name says “take me literally”.
Back in the day, a man would take an oath on his testicles, “I swear on my balls it is true”
Old and New Testament means “Old and New I swear on my balls this is true”
Im not religious at all.
But if I were, I would believe these were written by flawed humans that were inspired by god, but absolutely filling in blanks with their personal beliefs and stories.