I mean, I can find true love and financial security later. I only have right now to get that 1st edition
This here is what we call wisdom.
Financial security. The other two are available in the open market. Truth, not cynicism.
I can make financial security happen by my own efforts.
True Love has been more elusive because it’s one order of magnitude more complicated!
Its prefect!
Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.
I chose neither!
Incidentally, I’m in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.
If you don’t value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.
Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.
Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will make them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better.
Absolute worst case you’re out $2k but you get a good story to tell for it.
True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰
It’s an investment
They’re clearly all in one package, I’m picking all of them and you can’t stop me
Of course it would be the sticker with the corn man riding a skateboard like he is the OG Tony Hawk, proskater. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the corn thing is still on, huh
Yeah its been growing for like 5,000 years, why stop now?
Neither. I chose corn man.
Open marriage will invalidate the terms of only choose one
