I feel like putting a Mentos in there.
show the tsa who’s the real liquid-emptier
Drop a box of baking soda in there, you’ll be through that TSA line in a jiffy.
Too dangerous to allow a liter of liquid on a plane.
Let’s mix them all together in an airport where nothing bad can happen.
what if terrorists brought actual bomb juice and poured in in there and then just flicked a match into there and the whole fuckin airport blew up? things to think about when youre on your way to the airport.
Every time I’m at an airport I’m just struck at how much it’s changed since I was young.
In the olden days, it was like a big, clean bus station, people were free and happy and kids were running around, no barriers or guardrails anywhere. Now it feels like a funeral procession getting on a plane with the amount of searching and scanning and poking and prodding and massive walls of rules being posted about what you can’t do or say and one-way labyrinths of security hell.
yep pretty much it.
Or something which acts like a catalyst to make all kinds of soda explosives! (I’m not a chemist, so please don’t judge me for this ridiculous statement)
oh woops i just dropped my family size roll of MENTOS in the jungle juice
The liquids are not allowed because they mess with explosive detectors. Not because anyone thinks they are dangerous.
It’s not “too dangerous to allow liquid on a plane”. It’s “we can’t detect explosives in your luggage if there are also liquids in it”.
That doesn’t make sense. If that was the only reason, it would be easier and safer to just get people to take their liquid, in its container, out of the bag at scanning time
Agree, but security theater is more important, clearly.
Why can’t the liquid be allowed on the plane after the rest of your luggage is scanned then?
I thought that somebody could sneak a explosive liquid into a plane via cup or bottle, and that the liquid could look so much like coffee or water or fuckin diet Pepsi that the security people were like “nah bro we aren’t gonna test it”.
My dad worked at Gatwick Airport as a cleaner in the 70s when he was a teenager. His first week there, a woman drops a duty free bag with a bottle of booze in it and he rushes over to clean it up. He’s just about to put the bag, full of liquid booze and broken glass, in the bin when one of the senior porters stops him and tells him to bring it in the back. Turns out they had a filtration system in the break room for this exact scenario. They’d pour the booze out of the plastic bag and through a sieve that would collect all the broken glass, it would all go into a big container at the bottom and voila, free booze! They offered my dad some, but he declined. Anyway, I guess if you were working at Gatwick in the 70s you could have had a chance to drink some airport jungle juice, you’d just need to be brave enough.
who brings booze into an airport?!
The duty free bag implies it was purchased at the airport.
“We do this to to remove all the explosive fluids”
And then, being the law abiding citizen, I tried to relinquish my explosive fluids… Turns out they didn’t mean diarrhea. I think I made several lists that day, not sure which though.
And completely ignore the drugs I forgot to take out of my bag
I think k putting all the explosives together in one big container is a better idea than collecting Al the drugs
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Just makes me want to pee in it
why
I can only guess that this is a man, because only men have thoughts like this.
Because “All liquids”
Don’t forget to empty your blood too
Ultimate ring of fire
Surprised to see Irn Bru on the graphic
That’s a pee bottle.
Irn bru and NA orange pop look very similar.
Might have toothpaste in, though. (Yes this is where I draw the line)
anybody wonder what they do with that jungle juice…? cause the soda machines are tastin’ kinda funky…
time to carry soda through a solid silver-colored cup that makes it look like the cup is made from metal
Lot of dead people in an airport after someone with an ammonia based cleaner they have to dump out right after someone else had some bleach they had to pour out.
The panacea
What if someone brought a cleaner and a cleanser? Does the TSA really want those two mixed right there?
“Everyone line up so we can steal your toothpaste.” Are we in crazy town?
