potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1533arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square30linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down21·5 months agoMaybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·5 months agoOr how to enjoy humor
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoThis is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·5 months agoOh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoThis is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoIf I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThen why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 months agoWell dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.