1-800 OYSTER is one digit short of a working number, dashing my dreams. 1-800 OYSTERS offered me a free medical alert device, but it is unknown at this time how many liters of water per day it can filter.
why do I want an oyster now?
because this is what’s called effective marketing. Showing a product, showcasing it’s results and giving you a way to buy said product
Oyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean
Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
This is a scam, ordered some and they don’t tell you that it only works with salt water but I have dirty fresh water! Now stuck buying salt every day.
Is there a order limit? Because for undisclosed reasons I’m going to need a lot
Did the front fall off?
I see you, circa 2010 BP!
sounds like a scam! i bet if the water is too dirty the oyster is going to close and shut off the city’s water supply
(it was clams but i cannot tell the difference between the two so)
Just pay separate shipping and handling!
There’s always a catch 🎣.
It’d be something if instead of flushing the toilet, an oyster could filter all that
Is that what the three seashells are?
Oh my god, after 30 years, this is it.
Three genetically enhanced oysters in their shells…
ADD SEQUENCEI only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?
Im sure if everyone spits into your tub one time we can get there
Ty god bless
neat 👍
Yeah… but it all goes in and out through one general purpose orifice 🤢
