Ya. This is a good recommendation for MAGA people. Please MAGA, do eat more fats, dairy and meat. It is healthy for you. And remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible.
Don’t worry, they’ve been way ahead of you on this for decades!
remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible
This is why they invented the mobility scooter.
What is he the witch from Hansel and Gretel?
The country needs to be fattened up, with arteries ready to bust.
Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.
Yes, listen to the man whose body hasn’t worked out the brain died years ago.
It’s very unoriginal to say it at this point, but we live in the stupidest satire anyone could’ve ever written.
We’re almost to this
I think we’re past it in ways :/
I already do that and I can tell it’s not good for me.
Plot lines from Woody Allen’s Sleeper.
The Sleeper (1973) has two doctors discussing a 20th Century health food store owner (as played by Woody Allen himself) after he wakes up from being asleep for two centuries:
Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called “wheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”
Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.
Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?
Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.
Dr. Melik: Incredible.
Bro looks like he’s decomposing in real time 💀
Gross
