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DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results

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DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Donald Trump appeared to describe a dementia screening he underwent at Walter Reed Medical Center as a 'very hard' IQ test while speaking with reporters inside Air Force One
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    I do not drink alcohol. The day this guy stops talking I will go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Champagne and drink it alone.

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      DRINK WATER.

      that will be the worst hangover. Drink a lot of water with that.

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        Feeling hungover and not having gods chosen around will probably at least balance it out where you’ll still be ecstatic at least. Champagne is damn good though, hangover be damned so long as you drink a normal amount of water.

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      If you don’t drink, can I recommend basically anything but champagne? Its not good tasting, get a sweet wine or something else instead.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        yeah i celebrate with port

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      My wife and I have a bottle of champagne that was a wedding gift. The day it happens is the day we uncork the bottle.

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      I’m going to drink a couple bottles of any Mexican beer

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        I love the specificity of Mexican beer.

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        Until he stops talking I’m drinking Mexican water :(

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      wouldn’t be too fast…shit is only getting worse when he croaks.

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      I do not drink alcohol. the day this guy stops talking i will continue to not drink alcohol. Just because someone you hate stops talking doesn’t mean you need to drink.

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        Martinelli’s was good enough for me when I was 8, and it is good enough for me at 48.

        Explanation: this is a carbonated apple juice, growing up this was provided at many parties for kids as an alternative to champagne. We keep a bottle in our house for celebrations still.

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          ill stick to my brio thanks.

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            I was agreeing with you and offering a non-alcoholic analog, but you do you bro.

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              cheers allan.

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        I’m glad you are staying to true to yourself and your own needs, but you can find other ways to celebrate that work for you.

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          ok

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