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@ttk@feddit.de to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

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We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

@ttk@feddit.de to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @TeaHands@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Came into this thread wondering “who the hell wears belts?”. Then saw everyone in here was taking belt wearage as a given. Then looked over at my husband and saw he’s wearing a belt.

    TIL, all men apparently wear belts and I just never noticed before.

    • Pyr
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      4•2 years ago

      Men’s pants can be a lot more loose around the waist and we typically have no butt to hold things up.

      • @Gorbachof@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        It’s to leave space for full pockets

        • @theoldgreymare@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          You know, in my jealousy about the capacious pockets in men’s pants, I never thought about how they must weigh the pants down when they’re full of keys and wallet and phone and tampons and condoms and stuff. No wonder y’all need belts!

          • @Taliesin@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Yarp. I have a pair of shorts I wear around the house, no belt no problem. The moment I put anything in a pocket, though? They’ll be 'round my knees if I don’t watch out!

          • @theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            0•2 years ago

            Before I transitioned I used to wear cargo pants. (When presenting male, I didn’t give a fuck what I looked like lol). I put so much stuff in those pockets, including a charger for my laptop. My pants were so heavy I had to wear suspenders to hold them up - a belt wouldn’t cut it.

      • Sparky678348
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        0•2 years ago

        Do some squats my brother, everyone loves a good ass.

      • @everythingsucks@lemmy.world
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        0•2 years ago

        I tell you hwhat

    • @DooDeeDoo@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      The belts keep the pants up, the pant loops let the belt up. Who is the real hero?

    • @mykl@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      That is the style at this time.

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Not just men, I’m a woman and I wear a belt regularly. It keeps my pants from drooping because I’m thin with wide hips.

    • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      What’ll really blow your mind is look to see if the belt color matches his shoes.

      • hrimfaxi_work
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        1•2 years ago

        That’s a fashion rule that I think is stupid but obey 100% of the time.

    • @paciencia@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      massive phone, wallet, keys, car keys, airpods, tape measure; all kinds of stuff on the pockets, need a belt to hold the pants up

    • PopcornChickn
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      1•2 years ago

      I’m an elder emo… I still wear my studded belts. D:

      • xXemokidforeverXx
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        1•2 years ago

        Same here! Rarely leave the house without it

    • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)
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      0•2 years ago

      3 years ago I didn’t wear any Then I did for work for like a week

      I where one every single day now, it makes me feel Soo well in my clothes

  • @mykl@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

    Sheesh.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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      2•2 years ago

      I’m sorry, the what now?

      • @wutanc@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        The poop-knife.

        • miu
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          1•2 years ago

          Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!

          • @cornbread@lemm.ee
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            wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.

    • @Zed@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      This will outlive us, no matter the platform.

  • @Faust223@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    If you wash your belt you lose all your jiu-jitsu knowledge and have to start from white again. Everyone knows this.

    • @Eidolon_Alpha@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Is that why no one at the gym will spar with me as a brown belt!?

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      Prestige mode. Excellent.

  • @maxime0299@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    I always thought about this and sometimes I’m like… wait this belt is actually gross…?

  • @ezmack@lemmy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    I wash my belts

  • Billiam
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    1•2 years ago

    Jokes on you, I wash my belt all the time!

    …which is definitely not because I leave it on my pants and forget to take it off before I throw them in the laundry.

  • @afraid_of_zombies2@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    You guys aren’t washing your belts?

    Alright.

    • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      I’ve never even thought about it. I use leather belts and I throw them out after they wear out.

      You can’t exactly toss them in the machine.

      Now, the belts I’ve had over the years that were made from cloth went in the laundry with everything else.

      I don’t know why I never thought about this.

      • @Tankton@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        You wear out leather belts? I swear I still have the same 3 leather belts I had 15-20 years ago

        • @Retix@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          There’s a lot of shitty “leather” belts that look great but fall apart rather quickly. I also tend to go through belts on my work pants, but I work construction and that is hard on the leather

          • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Exactly. I have one really expensive belt my uncle gave me that I’ve been wearing since about 2012 and it’s just fine.

            I have trashed several Walmart belts in that time.

            I have a Dickies belt that has held up pretty well too.

  • @RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

    Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

  • Juan
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    0•2 years ago

    Here’s me running ass naked after pooping to wash my hands before pulling up my pants

  • @popemichael@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    You gotta keep your belt clean.

    You never know when it’s going to be used for a naughty time

    • @Falmarri@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      We’re talking about choking, right?

      • @Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world
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        -1•2 years ago

        David Carradine over here.

  • @amberlink@lemmy.world
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    -1•2 years ago

    are you pooping on your hands? Why would you be worried about “touching” anything after pooping unless you’re getting poop all over your hands.

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