Everyone can benefit from a therapist and everyone can benefit from a loving, caring partner.

Who knew?

Women: “I want a guy in touch with his feelings.”

Men: “I want a woman I can share my feelings with.”

Internet people: “Women aren’t your mommy, go see a therapist with your dumb feelings.”

Me, too moron to interact with human: “Hello kitty, wanna watch King Of the Hill again? Me too, I’ll get the blanket.”