• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      18 hours ago

      “DOG, I said thank dog!..if you are leaving then, please, take me with you. PLEASE. It’s such a fucking shit show here.
      I…I will let you probe me. Please don’t leave me here!”

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      24 hours ago

      If they made it all the way here they’d definitely kick our asses by themselves and they’d definitely know that we are, as a group, a planetary trailer-park. Alien who let us pull one over on them would have to be astronomically(heh) stupid.