A former citizen of Sesame Street, “the spooky monster” as he would be called, was drafted into the first battalion in the Vietnam war. There he discovered a thirst for blood that would consume him much like his blue cousins love for cookies. He was declared MIA after the battle at Khe Sanh though his body was never recovered. It is thought that he still patrols the jungle hunting for the Viet Cong.

Now, that’s a watermark I haven’t seen in a long time.

I’m gonna make a ghillie suite with wolf ears just cuz. I don’t hunt or anything

The trees, they came alive

Come back to me!

Come back to me, and say my land is fair!