Okay, but the fae like live underground in big fancy halls where there’s always a party and they’re always trying to get impregnated by human guys. (I guess there’s some sort of fae agenda going on).

So, like, if you’re a dude, just follow the deer to the magic hole and BAM! all-you-can-eat fairyland orgy. The deer might turn into a hot fairy chick or introduce you to his sisters. You just can’t ever leave and they get your soul.

IDK, that don’t sound so bad.