jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoIt was Mrs. White in the Jedi Temple with a Light Sabersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down17
arrow-up142arrow-down1imageIt was Mrs. White in the Jedi Temple with a Light Sabersh.itjust.worksjubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
minus-squareTheFlopster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoCol. Mustard: Yours. Mrs. White: Five. Col. Mustard: Five! Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable. Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable. Col. Mustard: That’s right!
Col. Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Col. Mustard: Five!
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.
Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Col. Mustard: That’s right!