Col. Mustard: Yours.

Mrs. White: Five.

Col. Mustard: Five!

Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.

Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.

Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

Col. Mustard: That’s right!