Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn’t bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer
We used to be a proper country
We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.
You don’t deep fry yours in a nice asbestos coating?
Asbestos fire resistance makes it juicy on the inside. Also saves equipment vs breath spells.
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
So you just boil it twice what’s the big deal
7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves
If you wait long enough they’ll stop being radioactive
Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.
I’m not sure, but the shrimp might not be fresh by that point and have to be disposed of
I can’t believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.
