1 or 2. Bacon shouldn’t snap if you bend it.
I’m a fan of 4 or 5
for anyone else who likes it crispy-but-not-burnt, the best trick that I’ve found is to cook it relatively low and slow to start off with, to boil away most of the moisture, and then turning the heat up to get it to the level of golden-brown you want.
there’s two variables to play around with. one is the temperature reached by the cooking grease, especially how long it spends in the 140-160 C sweet spot for the Maillard reaction. the other is the final water content once it’s done cooking. the former controls level of brownness, the latter is chewy vs. crispy.
in theory, you could get #2 but crispy with an extended low & slow cook, or #5 but still chewy if you preheated leftover grease and then fried it quickly in that.
Correct. 4 is perfect. Baked in the oven or pan fried?
PAN
Air fryer at 350 for 10-12 minutes does a pretty good job at crispy bacon, more if it’s thick bacon. It gives you time to work on the rest of breakfast without needing to think about it.
Good point. I just have a toaster oven but same theory.
I would def do the pan because then you can deglaze the sucs with a little vinegar or something and make a quick pan sauce while your bacon cools, and you can drizzle that over an English muffin, or use it to saute some pre-diced vegetables, beet greens…then you get a clean pan AND a sauce AND you can dig right into the bacon when it all comes together. If you’re fast enough you could even chop your veggies while the bacon is cooking. Then the whole process is like 15 minutes
Tasty!! I doubt for me it would take 15 minutes, but it sounds like a good use of the bacon crunchies and fat
I’ve always microwaved mine.
Does that cause any issues? I can’t imagine the microwave cleanup to be a walk in the park.
They make bespoke microwave bacon trays with relief and lids. Drain it in a jar while it’s still warm, and then a dab of soap and a quick rinse does the job. I was raised with it cooked that way, and it’s uniform, unlike pan-fried. No microwave cleanup involved.
Huh learn something new every day.
My college roommate and I have been at odds about whether bacon should be microwaved since 1997. Now I just taunt him whenever I cook some.
Like, I make it a point to call each time and let him know I’m microwaving bacon. He usually doesn’t hang up on me.
2-3, anything more just tastes like dry crackly dust
6, although I prefer mine to be cooked a bit more than that. You people all spoil your tastebuds. The masses that walk this earth have all forgotten the ways of carbon. My stomach is full of ash and soot and as a result I’ve lost tons of weight. It’s an incredible diet. If you don’t have bacon, you can follow along by adding 20 or so minutes to any recipe. More if possible. You can also use your smoke detectors as a make-shift kitchen timer, too. “When you hear the beepin’, it’s time to get eatin’” my mother would always tell me. It was hard to find a carbon-friendly doctor, especially. Every time we would visit, they would have something rude to say. “Nutritional imbalance” this, “this is why you have digestion issues” that, etcetera etcetera. Luckily, after asking our doctor’s office for a new doctor enough times, we were connected with a lovely young man who seems completely apathetic to our diets. One of these days, blackened food will make a comeback, and I’ll be sending “I-told-you-so”s to all of you. You’ll see.
Pure carbon is tasty
I’d rather back bacon than this and I’ll take a 0 on this chart.
I will take a pound of all of the above please
give me 6 or get outta my face!
am not a huge fan of bacon but when i do eat it for by itself 2-3 is good. when using in burgers, baguettes etc 4 is optimal but 4±1 is acceptable range in those applications.
I’ll need a hundred of each for sampling
I would like a sampler of 1-5, three each. That is ideal
How can you eat 1?
Chew on it, allow rendered fat to burst forth repeatedly with every bite, coating all 10,000 taste buds, savor it as though it were a piece of gum, suck additional flavor periodically until the piece is sufficiently broken apart, swallow.
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You know what? Fine I’ll try it
Excellent, I hope to hear your review!
2,3 or 4 would be my limit. 2 preferable if I’m putting it into a sandwich. 3 or 4 if I’m cooking it up for breakfast or just to eat it like a snack.
