• unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml
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    11 days ago

    He was such a pro at life his resilience made his body have double the blood of a normal human.

    Once he got the adrenaline rush of uttering the words “gang violence”, the subsequent rush if blood severed his cartoid!

    What a PRO way to go!