The cage

Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring

I reckon Zug is the lesser evil but I actually root for Mastodon in spite of not using it (not into person oriented social media, I prefer threads/topics form of forums).

both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?

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Robo Zucky most def wins.

Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.