What if he died by snu snu ?
Big bronze fanny
What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?
Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can’t even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.
Styrofoam boots
true american dream
Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?
Supposedly was crucified upside down.
Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
And we’d have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army’s ammunition needs.The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the “relic” angle of selling fragments to the believers
I’d wear one of those if I could afford it
To shreds you say
Some christians do. There’s a fork of the unification church.
Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun
Bold of you to assume that I’m not.
