You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, “harder” paper does a way better job because it doesn’t pill up and fall apart when it gets wet
I do find myself fighting for my life on the toilet often.
It’s 2025, people. If you don’t have a bidet, you’re not doing it right.
Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a “portable” bidet.
Installed a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can’t remember it’s there!
Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.
No seriously you should get a bidet. It’s the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.
That scene is what my wife thinks the local black bears will do to us.
