Can we pick the friend?
If any alien wants to take me away from you, let them. Fuck earth! I’m off to GORP GORP!!!
The first one is a bit unfair since they don’t say what they’re planning to do with the 100,000 people. Even when things are doing well generally, there will always be people who would jump at the chance to get off the planet and start anew.
The second one sounds like heaven if the internet access includes a good gaming PC and way to get games on it.
I mean, they start with “we come seeking mates.” Sex is implied, though it could be sex slavery, could be a death after sex thing, but there are fetishes for that too, and she got the signups on a fetish site. Seems fair to me, unless you mean the judgement of the Aliens. Maybe asking more questions is part of the test.
Oh, you’re right, I missed that. I have a feeling they’d get more male volunteers in that case, but what I said mostly still applies.
It’s gonna take a GORP to drag me awaaaay from yoooou!
And it’s nothing that a hundred Gax or more could ever dooooooo!
A friend of mine once told me this story. She was very much trying to do good in school, including studying a lot to do good at the final exams. Her dad had cancer at the time and the prognosis was he’d last till August or so. He died in May. She was devastated. She said she’d rather have spent time with her dad before he passed away than study for the stupid school. Her plan was to study, finish school in June and then spend time with her dad. The universe had other plans. Just a story from real life.
Fuck. That kind of thing stays with you.
What’s he doing with the friend he’s taking? Maybe it won’t be so bad.
Damn, Gax really wants a friend.
“Not THAT one, but sure.”
That’s like, all of my friends, dude.
I think there’s too many things in the universe I’d rather not know. In fairness to the universe, all those things are happening on this planet (that I know of).
Just think, you could be aware of all the atrocities being committed on every planet in the universe!
I’ll have some knowledge for free, pls!
hugs
DM me if you need a friend. being isolated sucks.
Isolated and without knowledge :|.
Thank you for your kind words, it is appreciated, and helps.
This is nice.
Nice things are nice.
Is test. No-one willing to trade a friend should be given such knowlege freely. Conversely, no-one should bear such a burden alone.
Can we break it up among my friend-group with a decent bit of overlap? Except for the moral hazard stuff; Break that up among us into the smallest, least coherent bits possible.
Griffith without the torture
You can’t know things and have friends?
Some things, but not all things. Way of the road bubs
It’s definitely a trap. All that knowledge would probably overfill your brain and overwrite parts, making you an insane halfzombie without a friend.
From from
Solved.
Take all knowledge universe
Control time and space
Go back and put clone in place of original friend
Bring original friend with you to your original timeline
Erase brings knowledge event
Make perfect “best tasting dish” for friend and you
Solve world problems after on a full stomach
:)
Control time and space
And if all the knowledge in the universe tells you time travel is impossible?
Oh if our version is I’m wondering how he got to us in the first the place I’m sure there is a high chance of a work around that we wouldn’t know about ;)
