Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
2 chicks at the same time.
Fuckin A
…fuckin A.
I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.
This really is the best answer.
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
Eat the rich.
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
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No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can’t be seen.
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
Eat an invisible antelope
We won’t see.
I will go summit the Everest.
Eat Jeff Bezos
