It would be a bit alarming if she was still sending letters
Love Elizabeth II
P.S. See you soon!Would be pretty punk rock if she had preemptively written out like a hundred of these to send out after her passing
Release the Epstein files
I like your optimism thinking that he’d wait till you’re 13
You misunderstand, the text would say “13? Ha, you’re now too old, got any younger siblings?”
The text is tell you youre too old now.
turned thirteen today
sorry but you hit the wall
tough luck —prince andrew
in haiku form
Prince Andrew helped me learn some useful British slang: “sweaty nonce”.
Somehow my mind corrected UK to UT2K4.
In my defense I am very tired
Urinary Tract 2004?
Lol Unreal Tournament
This offer is no longer available. Does King Charles follow his mothers tradition here?
Yes! Grandfather-in-law just got one. Not just in UK — this is Commonwealth-wide.
Thanks for the info, and congrats to your Grandfather-in-law.





