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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Add vodka and it becomes a Sunday morning special.

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      Asia’s been doing ketchup flavored sweets for a while, it might surprise you. It’s literally a sugary tomato vinegar paste as is, you realize.

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    There’s a good reason it doesn’t say they’re mixing fruit with vegetables.

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      Hey, I’m making an all fruit smoothie ~(cucumber and olive)~, you want one?

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    That tracks. Heinz ketchup on it’s own has a lot of sugar in it already.

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    Someone alert Justin McElroy. This is prime Munch Squad material.

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      Was listening to this week’s munch squad while reading this…

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    cultural debate

    Shit tomato full of sugar is now cultural. Clown world is great.

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