(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
He seems all right to me.
This guy.
He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
In B4 someone blames the Left
A righteous man, I see.
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.
Maybe this guy is playing a long game.
Dumbass stole an odd number of shoes.
I’m just saying, renaming your store to “53 Shoes” after this would be really funny.
What did he do with the wrong ones?
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
