I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
Fleshy car wrap :D
We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
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Oh no.
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
A wall?!
It’s a car. RIP
Poor cat
A entire bedroom wall
Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
chuckles nervously in double neck
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
I’m lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/
