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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 days ago

You might want to hose it off when you are done

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You might want to hose it off when you are done

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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 days ago
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  • @FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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    ah yes, the flushless toilets that guarantee the men’s room constantly smells like piss

    I always piss in the real toilets, don’t care if it’s more water, I’m not pissing in other people’s piss while also smelling the piss

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Some people can’t windmill it hard enough to get all the pee off so water is needed.

    • @FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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      you give it more’n three shakes, we know what you’re doin’

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    2•2 days ago

    It’s just polite

  • @waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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    Why are you pissing in the penis washing station???!?!

  • @mriormro@lemm.ee
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  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that. Idk if this is universal to all sects but my friends family has them.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      1•2 days ago

      Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I’m tired of replacing brushes. I’d figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.

    • @JacksonLamb@lemmy.world
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      This.

      I’m embarassed for people that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        1•2 days ago

        Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk’kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous

    • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

      • ComradeSharkfucker
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        Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands

        • @Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          People in general aren’t that good at washing their hands after peeing tbh. Though I would generalize Muslims as generally more hygienic since it’s basically a core tenet of their faith iirc.

        • @jim_v@lemmy.world
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          Walk into bathroom.

          Wash hands.

          Pee.

          Wash hands.

          Touch sprayer of a thousand dinks.

          Spray dink.

          Wash hands.

          Leave bathroom.

          Wash hands

          • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fREu-HCIEEg

        • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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          I was mainly commenting on the fact that there’s certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.

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    • @Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.

      • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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        What!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I’m super shocked!!! /s

      • ComradeSharkfucker
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        Thats fair honestly

    • @Pirtatogna@lemmy.world
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      Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee on a pee pee.

  • Squigglez
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    19•4 days ago

    That’s what we call the “Handheld Bidet” for when you take a dump in the urinal

  • @HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    It’s to spray your neighbor when he decides to pick the urinal right next to yours when there were 3 others not next to you. Then it just turns into a silly water fight, and everyone has a blast.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      After that you realise they are low-key kinda hot in that wet t-shirt and things escalate quickly.

    • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      Then it just turns into a silly water fight

      If you think it won’t turn into a piss fight I have news for you.

      • Meeech
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        Swordfight!!

        • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          What if the real journey of life was all the sword-fights we had along the way?

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, just install bidet hoses next to all the toilets.

    “Job’s done, boss.”

  • MeatPilot
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    That’s so you can get a little drink well you pee.

  • Karyoplasma
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    • Random_Character_A
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      Preparing for bris?

      • Karyoplasma
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        Something similar, yes.

        • Random_Character_A
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          Just don’t try to make a dress.

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