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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago

A person born in 2015 is 20 years old

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A person born in 2015 is 20 years old

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago
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  • @xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    59•6 days ago

    this will make sense in a decade

  • @wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    76•6 days ago

    Nice shitpost. Got me for a moment, then I remembered how math worked.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      37•6 days ago

      Your age = your age minus how many years before you were alive

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        10•6 days ago

        🤯

    • snooggums
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      I know! They might have been born later in the year and are only 19.

      Smh my head

  • @TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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    52•6 days ago

    A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

    • Greg Clarke
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      21•6 days ago

      Nah, they’re dead

      • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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        10•6 days ago

        Nah, they just don’t like publicity.

      • M137
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        5•5 days ago

        Hey dead, I’m dad.

  • @Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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    40•6 days ago

    Can confirm. My kid was born last year and is 9 years old now.

    • @musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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      6•5 days ago

      It’s all the nicotine in the breast milk

  • @Gustephan@lemmy.world
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    4•4 days ago

    I’d tell you to get off my lawn, but I was born in the 90s so I don’t own a lawn and statistically never will

  • Lord Wiggle
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    33•6 days ago

    I feel this post is 10 years too early.

    • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      4•6 days ago

      ok, Rapetosaurus

      • Lord Wiggle
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        3•5 days ago

        I went to Madagascar over 10 years ago and didn’t see any Rapetosaurus, so fake news.

  • @whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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    15•5 days ago

    A person born in 467953 is -465928 years old

    • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      11•5 days ago

      This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

  • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    8•6 days ago

    A person born in 2034 is already one year old.

    These parasitic babies grow up so fast don’t they

  • oppy1984
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    8•6 days ago

    Shitpost, but it did get me thinking. After doing the math, my ex’s daughter who I took to the park everyday after school will be graduating high school this month… and another ex’s son will be a senior next year. Yeah I’ve got nothing, time fly’s, blah blah blah.

  • @the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    7•6 days ago

    Yeah if you are really bad at math they are.

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