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I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!
Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t
that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.
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It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
Also, in related news, today I learned:
In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.
Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.
It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.
I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.
Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.
I thought it was finger banging.
Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.
I mean, sure. You do you, friend.
The Italian seal of approval
I don’t see any seals in the picture.
Here’s one!
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Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them
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This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”
Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.
I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
THE PROPHECY!
c/BrandNewSentence
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
phallus […] floating in conception bay
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
It’s old, but… I’ll allow it.
Also…
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it’s your turn.
I’ll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite
