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NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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  • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    107•10 days ago

    🤌

    • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      33•10 days ago

      🤏

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        22•10 days ago

        I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

        • Theatomictruth
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          14•10 days ago

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

          • @peregrin5@lemm.ee
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            14•10 days ago

            Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

            • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              9•9 days ago

              I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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              0•8 days ago

              Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t

          • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            8•10 days ago

            that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

            Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

            • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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              4•10 days ago

              Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.

        • @peregrin5@lemm.ee
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          7•10 days ago

          🫰

        • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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          6•10 days ago

          It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

          Also, in related news, today I learned:

          In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

          • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            5•10 days ago

            Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

            • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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              -2•10 days ago

              It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

              • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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                2•10 days ago

                I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

                • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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                  3•10 days ago

                  Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

              • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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                2•10 days ago

                I thought it was finger banging.

              • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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                0•10 days ago

                Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.

                • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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                  1•10 days ago

                  I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

    • @Gork@lemm.ee
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      4•10 days ago

      The Italian seal of approval

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        8•10 days ago

        I don’t see any seals in the picture.

        • @kescusay@lemmy.worldM
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          13•10 days ago

          Here’s one!

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            0•10 days ago

            🥰

      • @mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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        2•10 days ago

        Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them

        🤌✳️

  • @k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    60•9 days ago

    This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

    • NONEOP
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      13•9 days ago

      Thats it, you won the comments section.

  • @2fm@lemmy.world
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    56•10 days ago

    Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…

    • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      47•10 days ago

      Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…

      • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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        43•10 days ago

        Wang! Pay attention!

        Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…

        • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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          38•10 days ago

          Cock your head! Do you see it?!

          Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…

          • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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            35•10 days ago

            Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…

            • @Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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              15•9 days ago

              Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …

              • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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                13•9 days ago

                Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

                • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  “COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”

        • Libra00
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          8•10 days ago

          Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    25•9 days ago

    Everything reminds me of him 😞

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    24•10 days ago

    Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”

  • @Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18•10 days ago

    Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.

    • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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      6•10 days ago

      I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”

      • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•9 days ago

        Ok, why is this also what she said?!

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      5•10 days ago

      At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.

  • @NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee
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    17•9 days ago

    I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      7•9 days ago

      The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).

  • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    12•9 days ago

    THE PROPHECY!

  • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    11•10 days ago

    c/BrandNewSentence

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•10 days ago

      !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

  • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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    10•9 days ago

    I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”

    Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.

  • @Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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    10•10 days ago

    phallus […] floating in conception bay

  • @FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee
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    10•9 days ago

    Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

  • @Hazmatastic@lemmy.world
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    9•9 days ago

    We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…

  • cod
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    9•10 days ago

    Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event

  • @kescusay@lemmy.worldM
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    9•10 days ago

    It’s old, but… I’ll allow it.

    Also…

    Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.

    Now it’s your turn.

    • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•9 days ago

      I’ll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite

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