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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 22 days ago

TRUCKIN'

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TRUCKIN'

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 22 days ago
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  • @conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    63•22 days ago

    As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

    • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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      27•22 days ago

      As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)

      • @P1k1e@lemmy.world
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        25•22 days ago

        As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

        • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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          6•22 days ago

          I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)

          • @P1k1e@lemmy.world
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            9•22 days ago

            Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

            One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

            • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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              6•22 days ago

              As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.

    • @LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de
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      22 days ago

      As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

  • Hikuro-93
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    59•22 days ago

    I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

    Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

    • Yerbouti
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      That bitch hates patriotism.

      • mosiacmango
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        22 days ago

        Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

        His profile pic is a flag.

    • stebo
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      7•22 days ago

      probably because she didn’t fit

  • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    56•22 days ago

    I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

    • @wheelie@lemmy.world
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      26•22 days ago

      Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

      • @twice_hatch@midwest.social
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        25•22 days ago

        Ten thousand crunches every morning

      • @TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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        4•22 days ago

        A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers

      • @errer@lemmy.world
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        2•22 days ago

        Kingpin body

    • spirinolas
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      5•22 days ago

      I have to respect the confidence.

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      3•22 days ago

      Absolute unit

  • stebo
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    34•22 days ago

    clearly he’s completely over her

  • @madgepickles@lemmy.world
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    33•22 days ago

    well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

    • @tauren@lemm.ee
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      OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…

    • @Tuxman@sh.itjust.works
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      10•22 days ago

      He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        10•22 days ago

        hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

        • TheLowestStone
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          7•22 days ago

          It really is. What the fuck?

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            3•22 days ago

            it’s a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you’re looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.

      • snooggums
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        7•22 days ago

        Who will be able to afford ubereats?

    • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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      9•22 days ago

      It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault

      • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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        1•21 days ago

        deleted by creator

  • Komodo Rodeo
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    25•22 days ago

    “Frig off, Debrah!”

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    17•22 days ago

    He may have some liver fat

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      10•22 days ago

      He has the liver of ten thousand beers

  • @iii@mander.xyz
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    16•22 days ago

    Now that’s confidence

    • @tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•22 days ago

      That’s actually guts

    • @melisdrawing@lemmy.world
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      2•22 days ago

      Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.

  • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    13•22 days ago

    You hear that ladies? He is single.

  • @ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12•22 days ago

    Proud of what, getting divorced?

    • @czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      15•22 days ago

      If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

  • @wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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    10•22 days ago

    He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

    • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      4•22 days ago

      He already said he was a trucker.

  • pewpew
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    8•22 days ago

    He is the truck

  • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    7•22 days ago

    Add Friend

  • @Kurtagag@lemmy.ca
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    4•22 days ago

    It should say, I drive truck

  • @FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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    2•21 days ago

    this guy kicks ass

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