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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 13 days ago

A test on how online you are

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A test on how online you are

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 13 days ago
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  • @yesman@lemmy.world
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    70•13 days ago

    IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

    • @wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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      I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.

      • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•12 days ago

        We’ve ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.

        • @WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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          2•12 days ago

          She probably loves to honky-tonk

          • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            12 days ago

            That’s what i said!

            Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

            • @WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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              2•12 days ago

              Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

    • @Chiarottide@lemmy.world
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      3•12 days ago

      That’s on you. I’d rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

  • @SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    57•13 days ago

    I know the snail, but not the Gorilla

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days

  • @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13•13 days ago

    What is this

    • @LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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      19•13 days ago

      Look up “immortal snail”

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        21•13 days ago

        But the gorilla?

        • @Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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          23•13 days ago

          Something something “x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed”

          I think.

          • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            3•13 days ago

            Harambe

            • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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              No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

              As a show of solidarity for the fallen.

  • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9•12 days ago

    Wait! That’s no snail! Oh no! It’s Shia LeBouf!

  • @Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    4•12 days ago

    Soon!

  • @untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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    3•11 days ago

    image

  • @jsomae@lemmy.ml
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    2•12 days ago

    Is this donkey-kong…?

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