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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 28 days ago

Choose a number, 1-5!

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 28 days ago
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  • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    180•28 days ago

    2, and only 2.

    • @RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      36•28 days ago

      Dont you love when you stick your fork into a potato and end up cutting the fucker in half? Thats what these wide tines do.

    • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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      22•28 days ago

      Yep, number two is the best.

      Give us a harder choice.

    • @Kattiydid@slrpnk.net
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      11•28 days ago

      Agreed, none of the others are balanced properly or have good flow. Number two is the only option.

    • @DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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      6•28 days ago

      2 is definitely the best-machined. Quality manufacturing right there.

      • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        28 days ago

        5 looks well made too. I like a slightly sporked fork though.

        • @iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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          2•28 days ago

          That’s hilarious, 2 was my number one choice, and 5 was runner up if 2 wasn’t an option

    • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      -5•28 days ago

      It is clear to me that the only explanation for your preference is nostalgia.

      • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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        6•28 days ago

        I don’t understand. I think the handle would work best for my hands, and the prongs are just the right size for me.

        • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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          2•28 days ago

          Those prongs are fine. The handle, though, it’s like having a huge counterweight on the back of the utensil. I can imagine liking it if it’s always been that way or if you have big hands. Otherwise, handle number 5 is the clear improvement - no sharp edges, properly balanced, not shaped like a wedge. Could hold that fork for days.

          • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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            3•27 days ago

            I would also accept 2 with 4’s handle. ☺️

            • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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              2•27 days ago

              Yeah, 2 tines and 4 handle is a pretty good fork, I’ll admit. I just worry about the concave shape of the top side of the handle causing the edges to dig into my fingers with long-term use.

  • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    110•28 days ago

    Handle of 5 + the fork of 3

    • @Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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      19•28 days ago

      I am so on board with you

    • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      5•28 days ago

      The will of the people

    • KSP Atlas
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      1•27 days ago

      Exactly

  • enkers
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    None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you’d find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡

    • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•27 days ago

      Please skip to 1:59

  • @Pofski@lemmy.world
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    47•28 days ago

    2

    • @Dadifer@lemmy.world
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      11•28 days ago

      Obviously

  • @recentSloth43@lemmy.world
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    38•28 days ago

    Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

    • snooggums
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      4•28 days ago

      2 is the only one with an acceptable handle!

      • @Zentron@lemm.ee
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        3•28 days ago

        And points are actually pointy

  • @WeaselOne@lemmy.world
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    36•28 days ago
    1. Slim fork, wide handle.
    • @mittyta@lemmy.world
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      2•28 days ago

      I hate them! Because can’t fit to dishwasher basket

      • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        0•28 days ago

        Top rack is the solution! Or a basket that doesn’t have slots, just the basket.

        • @mittyta@lemmy.world
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          1•28 days ago

          I doesn’t know one can choose custom basket. Anyway I don’t have those type of silverware.

    • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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      1•28 days ago

      A scholar and a gentleman

  • @Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    36•28 days ago

    None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

  • @wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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    31•28 days ago

    Head of 2, body of 5.

    • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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      5•28 days ago

      This is the correct answer

    • @mister_flibble@lemm.ee
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      5•28 days ago

      Yeah, the actual fork bit of 2 is nice but I don’t like utensils with dump truck ass; they’re top heavy when in use.

    • Doodle69420
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      2•28 days ago

      This is the only correct answer

  • @RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    26•28 days ago

    2

  • @CherryBullets@lemmy.ca
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    25•28 days ago

    Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that’s about it.

  • @TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago
    1. Neurodivergent’s what?
    • "no" bananaOP
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      5•28 days ago

      Neurodivergent is which

  • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    21•28 days ago

    They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won’t be happy about it.

    • @Pilferjinx@lemmy.world
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      4•27 days ago

      2 is going to have the best texture on the lips. But the end is too flared to be truly comfortable.

    • @MarjorineFailureGroan@lemmy.world
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      2•27 days ago

      Two is the only one with long enough tines, but that spoon tail on the handle ruins it for me.

      • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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        1•27 days ago

        Yes!

  • @phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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    27 days ago

    Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      3•27 days ago

      God damn that fork better chill 🥵

    • @Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      2•27 days ago

      That’s actually a pretty nice fork.

  • @biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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    20•28 days ago

    2 with 5s handle suppremacy

    • @BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      4•28 days ago

      YES.

  • @Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee
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    19•27 days ago

    It’s 2 and it ain’t even close

    • @glibg@lemmy.ca
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      1•27 days ago

      Imagine needing a flared end to keep the utensil from slipping out of your hamfisted mitts. #1 all day

      • @Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee
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        27 days ago

        Yea the other guys hate sparring with me because my hands are huge. It’s my cross to bare.

        But uh… 1’s tines are too tiny and squared off, so no. That ain’t gonna work on huge chunks of meat.

        • @glibg@lemmy.ca
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          3•27 days ago

          Touche about the pointed tines, I hadn’t noticed that.

      • @PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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        2•27 days ago

        It’s not even about that, it has the longest tines by far. The others are fine dessert forks, but I need that long tine action for an entree baby!

      • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        1•27 days ago

        A flared handle helps to distribute the load.

        With as many people saying 2 as there are, maybe you should rethink your scoring system.

    • @partypuzzle@sh.itjust.works
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      1•27 days ago

      Noooo booty too big

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