Dunno what made me think of this just now. When I worked for IT in a school district way back in the 90s, a librarian told me she kept a supply of mouse balls in her desk because kids would steal them out of the school computers. What I remember about those balls was they picked up dust and crud off surfaces. Pretty soon optical mice came along and they were history.
Only caught the tail end of that era, so elementary school. Probably some kid did, but I never heard about it.
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My library made us take the balls out and give them to the librarian when we were done with the computer.
We used to huck em at each other’s nuts
We used to huck em at each other’s nuts
Never change, kids
There are no winners in a game of Ball Ball
Turns out you could use an xacto and carve the rubber coating off and the steel ball was a perfect fit for a paintball gun. No winners had there.
Jesus, could that actually kill someone?
Nah, it didn’t have enough oomph to break skin but it left nasty bruises. It could have claimed an eye or teeth though
No but i had a habit of cleaning the lint and gunk off the rollers of every mouse i touched
Doing God’s work!
i was on the other side… i’d spend the first five minutes scraping all the finger shit off of the rollers every day.
I forgot all about scraping those little rollers with my fingernail! It was strangely satisfying.
and super gross when you think about it…
The gunk is just compacted dust from the desk surfaces.
Perhaps a bit gross, but it’s mostly stuff you’re breathing in daily, just now visible due to being compacted.
Super gross to me would imply something like bodily fluids or other biohazard.
Am I missing something?
i think you’re missing the part where a lot of that gunk is exactly bodily fluids and other biohazards lol
How so? I’m not coughing or spitting on the desk.
Dead skin cells, sure, but that’s not a biohazard.
you’re gonna be REALLY grossed out when you find out what’s on your toothbrush…
That’s why I don’t keep my brushes in the same room as my toilet.
The majority of dust particles on the surface of your desk is dead human skin cells. That’s the part you’re missing.
So touching dead skin cells with my skin is supposed to be a biohazard?
First time I hear that.
I guess I also shouldn’t shake hands anymore.
I was working with some younger people a few years back and one of them noticed that all of us from of a certain generation always slam the mouse down whenever we first use it. I explained it’s a reflex from when the wheels inside the mouse would get stuck with gunk and we would instinctively slam the mouse to get them free.
Wow
I haven’t used a mouseball mouse since i was a kid but your description brought back a visceral memory of doing exactly exactly that.
Haha holy shit, this made me realize I do that all day everyday. It really is a reflex from the 90s and serves zero purpose.
Ouch felt that in my old bones.
Another habit I noticed was lifting the mouse so the cursor stayed still on screen, and putting the mouse down on the edge of the mouse pad, so I could move the cursor further on the screen without going past the mouse pad.
A quirk that’s eliminated nowadays thanks to mice that can adjust dpi on the fly, but I still catch myself doing this paintbrush like motion once in awhile.
For us it was putting a space in the username field of the login screen, and then moving the cursor back to the start of the field.
The username field wouldn’t reset on a failed login attempt, only the password field did. So users would do a visual scan of the username field, confirm that’s correct, assume they miskeyed when entering their password, try again, rinse and repeat.
That and rotating the desktop, switching the keyboard to Dvorak, etc
In my school, the teacher’s computer had software running to remotely control the student’s computers, lock them or see a mosaic of all the student screens to make sure they are doing what they should be doing.
Except, the computers were all run with admin rights and you could just open the task manager, kill a couple processes, and the remove software didn’t work.
We always said it just must have been buggy software.
Sorry Mr. W. You were one of my favorite teachers, but that secret had to be kept a close secret between students
We didn’t steal the balls, but where computers were back to back we’d swap the mice over. Cue much confusion for the next class when the pointer seemed to move on it’s own. Fun times.
At one of my jobs a guy ran the speaker wires from the adjoining cubicle in and out of his own computer so he could mix things into the other guy’s audio, mostly music and talk radio, at very low volume so it sounded like random stray signals. Took the guy like a month to figure out what was going on.
I would just open them up and tape over one of the little wheels inside, then put the ball back in.
You can do the same thing with an optical mouse.
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The brief era? It was over a decade of people stealing mouse balls! And once optical mice started showing up people would steal the entire mouse because they were new and cool!
Just my own perspective lol. I was an old-school programmer before the web era, when computers were in a computer room and we used “terminals” that were just monitors with keyboards. I only had a PC and ball mouse for like 5 years before I got an optical mouse.
I only did it once, because I hated the teacher and I guess I thought that would send a message. I was immediately caught and the kid who saw me pocket it kept saying I “liked mouse balls,” so it really backfired pretty spectacularly.
I was in highschool at this point and I totally would have ratted any kid out for that.
No mouse balls would mean no Quake or StarCraft in the lab after school… Unacceptable!
… bring your own mouse. keep it in your locker. your parents are at work. your siblings are at school. it’s nbd.
I definitely disabled a few school mice back in the day.
neutered
My school “solved” this problem by letting students use 386 with DOS, Turbo Pascal and Lotus 123 until the early 2000s, when optical mice were available.
Jesus, I was using Turbo Pascal in the 80s. Had no idea it even still existed in 2000. Flex: I wrote my own BBS in Turbo Pascal and ran if for a couple years in Portland - Tomb of the Unknown Modem.
It was still version 1.0 from 1987 or so
