Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Aww. It’s mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.
Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.

Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
No
Not by a long shot.
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.
Definitely had a cross between “it’s an older meme” and “I understood that reference” memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie

Dr. Who?
The only question… The question the Silence dreads… The first question in the universe… Doctor Who?
Major Major Major Major
Oh, the mess I’m in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can’t stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Purple drank
Mister Mister
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.
Why’d dude have to drop out so early
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
Who?

















