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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish • 29 days ago

Connor has seniority

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Connor has seniority

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish • 29 days ago
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  • FancyLad
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    105•29 days ago

    One time, I got a job at a large, chain electronics store as a warehouse associate. They already had a guy there named Tim, but they immediately decided that they liked me more than him, and renamed that Tim (that worked there for 2 years) to “Other Tim.”

    • @logicbomb@lemmy.world
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      30•29 days ago

      “Other Tim.”

      OT

      • @474D@lemmy.world
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        17•29 days ago

        Actually a badass nickname though, I would have leaned into that. But Other Tim doesn’t seem cool enough for that

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      20•29 days ago

      Damn that’s rough on Other Tim

    • @chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19•29 days ago

      Literally othered

    • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      10•28 days ago

      My cousin dated two guys named Dewey (back to back, too). When she introduced the second one to us, we called him Dewey Twoey

    • TXL
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      3•27 days ago

      • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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        1•27 days ago

        The enchanter!

  • @blackjam_alex@lemmy.world
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    55•29 days ago

    Using Maxwell as the pic breaks the illusion of the story.

    • @can@sh.itjust.works
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      45•29 days ago

      The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
      Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

      • paraphrand
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        11•29 days ago

        I don’t see that in the screenshot anywhere

        • @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          1•22 days ago

          It was a tagline somewhere on 4chan.

      • Comtief
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        5•29 days ago

        TIL I’m a fool.

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      10•29 days ago

      On the other hand we get to look at Maxwell

  • 100_kg_90_de_belin
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    41•29 days ago

    Human Connor should know his place

  • @Googlyman64@lemmy.world
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    34•29 days ago

    the cat in the picture is named Maxwell. he’s a lad.

  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    27•29 days ago

    I would be honored to be called Human Sanctus if there was already a cat with my name.

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • SkaveRat
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      8•29 days ago

      at least I’m not the only one whose mind went there

  • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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    20•29 days ago

    Fake. You telling me people on that board have office job?

    • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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      4•28 days ago

      It’s exactly the guy in the office you would expect

    • @chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I know that’s a joke, but I worked with a friend who’d regularly discuss 4chan with me. I also sadly witnessed him slowly go from just laughing at Trump to supporting him, though that was back in 2015-2016. I moved and stopped using Facebook, so I haven’t had any recent contact with him.

      Edit whoops, this is cats. If politics isn’t allowed here I can edit this.

      • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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        2•27 days ago

        💀

        Btw, this is cats. Only highest level of politics is allowed here.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        1•27 days ago

        whoops

        Happens to the best of us

        On a separate note, me two hours ago

  • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    19•29 days ago

    Jokes aside, it’s probably easier for the cat to learn to ignore “Human Connor” than it is to learn a new name for themselves, right?

  • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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    17•29 days ago

    And i think we know about as much as we need to about Human Conner.

    • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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      2•28 days ago

      While I think it’s fun and I personally have fun when colleagues share the same name as me, I believe it’s a form of harassment and bullying if you request not to be called something other than your name and people at work, a professional environment, refuse to do so.

  • @OrangeEnot@lemm.ee
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    16•29 days ago

    Honorifics work well in cases like this. Call the cat Connor-sama and the human Connor-kun.

  • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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    15•28 days ago

    I’d totally run with that and say you can call me HC for short!

    • @duhbasser@lemm.ee
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      7•28 days ago

      HC does work nicely and I’d 100% go by that. I’m learning Spanish and if my name was Connor I’d ask for MC - Mejor Connor = Better Connor.

      I’d hop onto every Zoom call and open with “Mic Check 1, 2, 1, 2”

    • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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      5•28 days ago

      “My friends call me Jesus.”

      • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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        2•28 days ago

        You don’t fuck with the Jesus

  • @Gerudo@lemm.ee
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    11•29 days ago

    I would love to have that nickname

  • @scarabic@lemmy.world
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    4•27 days ago

    Oh snap! I once worked somewhere that already had a guy with my name and he asked me to use some other name. I thought that was bad enough (and told him no). But this is next level.

  • @Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    1•27 days ago

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