Kinda sucks having a generation of spoiled narcissists in charge tbh.
You forgot “lead-addled”
Some of them could use more lead imo.
Lead-deposed
Three generations of spoiled narcissists coasting on what the Greatest and Lost built.
more like
Like two three years ago when they told us there might be a nuclear escalation.
Millennials: eh shrug maybe not
4th “once in a lifetime” crash, SO FAR…
You should expect about one recession every 5-10 years.
They are all “once in a lifetime” in their own way if you want to sell news headlines.
Pretty early to use “surviving” as a verb.
Meanwhile, genx:
You got to buy houses at a reasonable price and had proper student unions, don’t @ me.
I’m sure you think that’s true.
Throw gen z in there. We start at 1997
When I was a teen, I said life was too boring and maybe someone should start a war or something to spice things up.
Fast-forward to:
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russian invasion of Ukraine
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Hamas-led Attack on Israeli Civillians and subsequent Israel-led Genocide in Gaza
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Coup Attempt in South Korea
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Transition to fascism in the USA
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Trade wars against the entire world
I DID NOT MEAN THIS 💀
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I’m gonna get fired for being room temperature one day.
I wonder if it was intentional in the original…
I contemplate the moment in the market, the idea of allowing your own crucifixion.
I’ve learned from being an adult through four crashes.
My portfolio has literally done better this month than any month in its history. 🤷
Edit: doubt or hate all you want lmao. Not here to argue.
The last three years have produced some of the most outrageously good returns in the market’s history. Like, throw your money in the S&P and get 25% ROI any-idiot-can-get-rich levels of good returns.
What the hell have you done with your portfolio that you missed all of it?
Who said I missed it??
I’m doing exceptionally well this month.
