You really, really don’t want the whole thing.
Just New York, Hawaii, and Alaska. They can keep the rest.
I want California I have always wanted to go there.
Please fucking do this Canada
Hell make us multiple provinces.
New England province
Cascadian province
Great Lakes province
Rocky Mountains province (capitol in Colorado of course)
And the rest: dumbfuckistan
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
Ha! They can keep their wasteland. We don’t need it.
Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.
Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
No thank you
I do wish USA was like Canada
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
As somebody from Buffalo, I’d support this, but I don’t think Canadians want us tbh.
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
idea: you guys invade and enslave all the rich white people, turn the entire thing into a streaming series.
Make them a territory.