Please fucking do this Canada
Hell make us multiple provinces.
New England province
Cascadian province
Great Lakes province
Rocky Mountains province (capitol in Colorado of course)
And the rest: dumbfuckistan
Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
The whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.
However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.
Make Puerto Rico their bosses
Hell no. Puerto Ricans overwhelmingly voted for Orange babboon.
Oh booo yea ok fuck ‘em.
That isn’t just voting for the leopard who will eat your face, that’s voting the leopard who has already eaten your face.
Canadian territories get to vote though
Just don’t impose a stamp tax and you should be golden.
You really, really don’t want the whole thing.
Just New York, Hawaii, and Alaska. They can keep the rest.
I want California I have always wanted to go there.
“But then Trump went and, to use a macro-economic term, ‘shot America in the dick’. So now it’ll be easier to just buy the whole place.”
The greatest line Carney will ever utter.
Woah is there a clip for this
I wish there was.
Oh shit i’m commenting on a beaverton article
Lol.
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
What for? Why would anyone want to buy (even for free) 300 million of Americans?
Imagine Canada owning the Grand Canyon and Yosemite National Park.
We would be undeniably the most beautiful country in the world.
Canada already is undeniably the most beautiful country in the world. We don’t need Yosemite lol
I will take the American doctors please. But not their healthcare system.
Also anyone who is cool and not a narcissistic sociopath is invited too. The rest can be left out of the deal.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
Ha! They can keep their wasteland. We don’t need it.
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
I,for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords with open arms
Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.
We don’t want that dumpster fire. No thank you.
Some of the states are cool. Let MAGA have their own states, so they can find out for themselves how their experiment sucks.
None of the states are cool. Outside of the cities and urban areas its a red majority country. Incredibly racist and misogynist.
MAGA can hop on Elon’s rocket and fuck right off to Mars.
Keep it, we’re good.
Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
No thank you
